Big Fat Jack

 

Big fat Jack had a big heart attack,
He gasped and he coughed and he wheezed,
They hauled his fat rear, to a hospital, near,
In six weeks he recovered with ease,

Before he could go, the Doc let him know,
“Cut down on the junk food, Jack, please”,
Yet to celebrate.. he went out and ate,
a chili-burger with cheese.

 

~ Dr. Goose ~