Clickety Clackety Clunk

 

Clickety clackety clunk,
My car is a piece of junk,
It rattles and shakes, it ain't got no brakes,
Clickety clackety clunk,

Clickety clackety clank,
My car is a freakin' tank,
As slow as a mule, it eats all my fuel,
Clickety clackety clank,

Clickety clackety clonk
The horn won't even honk,
The wipers.. they jerk, the signals don't work,
Clickety clackety clonk,

Clickety clackety clink
I'll kill my car, I think,
At the end of my wits, I blew it to bits,
Clickety clackety clink.

 

~ Dr. Goose ~